Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
It’s a toss up between “Me fail English? That’s unpossible” and “It tastes like burning”!
“Tastes like burning” is severely underrated
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
“This tastes like grandma!” wins for me because it’s immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: “You’re right son, it DOES taste like grandma!”
“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”
When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.
I’m in danger!
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
I bent my Wookie.
Go banana.
I choo-choo choose you.
I’m Idaho!
What’s a battle?
Did he just say, “What’s a battle?”
“Ah, you’ve done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!”
The leprechaun’s presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a [literal] viking
