This is a person who was able to get a driver’s license…
You’d be amazed how many people driving daily don’t and have never had a license. Used to be a police dispatcher, shit happens all the damn time.
What’s the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume
Almost always a ticket, assuming that’s the only law you’re breaking. And they will certainly look for more!
Funny story, I was arrested in Chicagoland one time for not having a license. (Lost my wallet, still had to work.) Officer had a high school kid (cop wannabe) for a ride-along and wanted to demonstrate arrest and booking procedures.
In and out in 45 minutes but got stuck 30 miles from home.
Well, that’s what you get for being a menace to society, you punk
$39 ticket but the judge will reduce it to $19.99 if you actually pay it.
They also most likely vote
And it probably counts more than yours.
The individual whom put this up might not be the original owner of the vehicle. There’s a possibility someone vandalised the vehicle
Nah, three a lot of these kind of cars around the country.
Bar is too low.
Any lower and it will be a line on the ground, judging by the example at hand.
It must be really hard living life this way.
Actually, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Wow. Wowowow. Wow.
Oh really…
Don’t worry, they aren’t aware enough to feel shame or stupidity.
Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”
Nope, ignorance is bliss. They literally don’t know anything about anything. They just assume everything they believe is the truth.
But they’re then getting absolutely freaked out about every benign thing. It has to be super exhausting and stressful
That level of spelling looks a lot like dyslexia. I have an online friend working on a grad program who spells like that.
And just think how hard it is for loved ones and social services that need to put up with you…
Any guess as to who they voted for?
I knew it! Vacations are killing us. If you value your life; no more vacations!
Yes! Strap me to the millstone!
I’m sure there’s a right wing “movement” for that too. Along with anything else that favors corporations and fucke over Americans
Clearly written by a hard-working business isn’t.
For those who are wondering if this picture is real or not, I couldn’t say. But I have seen a fair share of misspellings and bad grammar written on trucks about similar sentiments in Nevada (seeing where the license in the picture belongs to). The take away of this is that usually there is a correlation between education and conspiracies (believing in misinformation), and it’s a very real, serious issue in this country.
Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?
Somebody should let the GOP know so they stop trying to defund education! Surely they wouldn’t want entire generations of people growing up to be ignorant, conspiracy believing assholes with no critical thinking skills!
More specifically, we don’t really teach source analysis in a lot of schools anymore. I’ve run into college students who have no idea of how to discern that a source is bullshit - especially if the site or source looks well-polished and sounds like it knows what it’s talking about. Even a lot of Q people have figured out that the best way to draw people in is to look and sound professional, not just ranting into a camera in your truck cabin - you need a nice backdrop, and probably a polo shirt at minimum.
Right!?
When Republicans were initially investingating the 2020 election in Georgia, they called in a “forensic imaging specialist” who said that they would be able to determine which ballots were fabricated. I got a lot of flack for questioning the guy’s credentials online, but literally his biggest accomplishment in life was inventing a crappy barcode scanner shaped like a cat, and it was a huge flop.
r/conservative was adamant that this dunce was going to overturn the election in Georgia…
I’d like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.
I’m not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.
I keep thinking of this.
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Not enough space to leave any sort of retort.
I don’t care about a retort. I’d just like to see corrections in red, with a “D- PROOF READ!!!” written at the top, and maybe a “Provide sources” at the bottom.
Edit: and perhaps a “See me after class”
Ableist slurs aren’t coo- oh - you can spell above a second-grade level.
Did Charlie Kelly write this?
I didn’t seem any reference to his speciality bird law
Well… they spelled “19” correctly.
and vacation
Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!
I love how noone explores the possibility that this was written by someone who hates them to make them look bad lol
Yeah I feel like this has to be satire
Came here to say the same thing. It’s gotta be satire. Almost everything is spelled correctly, just a lot of "bone apple tea"s, some of which don’t even make sense. Additionally, look at how neat the writing is! This is not typically the mark of someone who has problems with language.
Why would we do that? Anti-vaxxers make themselves look bad all the time.
BUT WHAT ABOUT ARE RIGHTS?
VACATIONS ARE KILLING US!
“Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free.”
Add a dash of oil and a sprinkle of crushed almonds to that masterpiece and you’ve got yourself one tasty word salad. Yum yum.
Don’t dead, open inside.
Oh my god it took me forever to realize that “Are rights have been taken away” contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.
Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?
I saw this type of manifesto on a brand new Yukon the other day in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. It was all cut vinyl lettering, nice contrast of color against the shiny black paint. It was honestly surreal, and could be an untapped market for the folks at Cricut.
I have a cricut collecting dust. Maybe I should start an etsy for bananapants vehicular rants.
bananapants vehicular rants
Well you already have your business name figured out.
It’d be fun, but I don’t think you’re supposed to tell potential customers that you think they’re nuts before they order anything, unfortunately.
You assume they could figure out that you’d be making fun of them. I think they probably lack the critical thinking and self-awareness for it to matter.
I’ve said many times that I can’t get rich off of stuff like this because I have a soul and wouldn’t be able to be ok with parting fools from their money. That might be you, too.
Yup. I could make all sorts of money if I was just willing to have the morals of a disney villan. Scamming people is so easy and theres a lot of ways where you can do it so your victim will even fight tooth and nail to convince everyone else that they aren’t actually being scammed.
“hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation”
