https://lemmy.world/post/616615 there are great tips in that thread, I think you can find a way.
3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)
I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.
And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.
I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.
So to answer the question…breastmilk?
Delicious, nutritious, shitless
My dad once said, “if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn’t have to poop”.
Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon
The OG Lemmy meme.
Fun fact of the day: extreme constipation can result in build up that can reach all the way to your stomach. If the situation does not clear up soon after, patients might throw up poop. This is extremely dangerous and often results in suffocation by shit.
Best fun fact of the day that I have ever read.
You’re trolling, right? RIGHT!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE TROLLING!! PLEASE!!!
He’s not and btw the proper name for this used in German is “Misere” which is originally Latin meaning “have mercy” but the word is also used to just described something as a really bad situation.
Super glue your anus shut.
Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.
What nostalgia this brings lmao. The not pooping for 3 days meme is just as iconic as the influx of beans posts.
Just use the lobby bathrooms at the hotel. If he loves you he’ll understand and be thankful.
Source: have done this myself
Y’all ladies need to read Everybody Poops if you think you need to sneak off to lobby bathrooms.
Sugar free Haribo gummy bears, never mind that’s the opposite.
