I have no kids. Where’s my all of that?
i also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep
I said it was my costume
Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine’s not working either.
Goddamn pay-to-win model!
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
“Use rubber chicken with woman”
I can’t use that
“Use magical root beer on woman”
I don’t think she’s thirsty
“Use Wally’s monocle on woman”
I can’t use that
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
If only it had a pulley in the middle…
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
Problem is I got bad stats.
Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.
Wish I could reroll this life.
Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?
Yup!
That last bullet point is kinda sus
*liquor, drugs and sex partners sold separately
Remove “shitty” from the last bullet point to make the wording a bit more sussy.
Chris Hansen has joined the chat
Sex whenever you want?
Sounds like a rapist costume, not an adult with no kids costume.
Sex whenever you want doesn’t imply rape, unless you’re a rapist yourself
Sounds like what a rapist would say trying to cover for their urge to take sex whenever they want it.
