That reminds me of elephants that realized they could block sugar cane trucks on the road and started stealing from them.
Classic gorilla heist mistake, always let them drive
Wait, but doesn’t Max only have 4 fingers (ot 8)? Wtf is he jumping to 6
Danged hyperkinetic rabbity thing
Still better than riding with Hitler
That depends… if I tell him, “ass, gas or grass,” will he ask me if I mean Zyklon B?
I went to a national park and they had bison. I had the very awkward conversation about why bison are protected now, with my young children.
Humans are awful
The humans that worked hard to get them protected and to make a significant comeback seem alright.
Fair, but the restoration is a pittance compared to what the herds used to be like. Granted, I wouldn’t want to step out of my house and be trampled by a bison because there were so many of them, but still, it was a tremendous upset to a natural system, and systematic genocide to boot. Nothing much to like about how it all happened.
Ok
Love it!
Gotta point out that, though, that most primates don’t eat a lot of bananas. The species that really seems to love bananas is homo sapiens. I worked at a grocery store for several years, and saw the sales numbers. Bananas are the biggest seller, and it’s not even close. They outsell whole categories of other products.
Yeah, it’s crazy you never see bonobos at the grocery store!
Might depend on geography.
They have other suppliers 😏
It’s the only cheap fruit that I can use to make cake if it ripens too much.
As a banana-hater, I have never felt closer to my fellow great apes.
Banana hater? How?
That’s a strange question… I guess I accomplish hating bananas by either putting them in my mouth and spitting them out because I hate the taste or passing by some and scrunching up my nose because I hate the smell.
NOW LISTEN UP! Do exactly what I say and I won’t throw my poop at you!
Shhhhure, what would you have us do?
Lemme hear you say
“This shit is bananas”
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
“This shit is bananas”
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again!
“This shit is bananas”
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
“This shit is bananas”
B-A-N-A-N-A-SI was thinking maybe he would have them sing Harry Chapin.
Ook ook
