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“I’ll catch the next one, cool?”
“Well maybe none of us would have agreed to carpool with you if we knew you were literally cursed by the gods”
“Maybe I’ll just get a refund instead”
“Wait a second, why do we have to die for his curse? Shouldn’t he be the one dying?”
Luckily, the opinions of sailors were seldomly asked for back then.
Why would you name it after a nobody?
The two guys on the right unfortunately understand
“Well it’s better than back breaking work, wars or slavery at home. Maybe we’ll even find people to kill pillage and rape!”
Plot twist: they’re ALL named Odysseus!
Yzma Voice: “You’re excused. Anyone else?”
Tbf, he could have just had a really bad previous journey. Although I guess that doesn’t inspire confidence either
