Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?
Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
1900.84?
What are Darius noises? “They will regret opposing me”?
“I do not tolerate cowardice”
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣
But what if Ninja got a low taper fade…
At least they haven’t banned omega
What the sigma is going on here
Don’t Ohio me.
Chat this Diddy rizz ain’t gooning me today
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we’re not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.
or radioactive decay
Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.
You skibidi toilet, you!
That’s a dope list, no cap.
yeah, it’s high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.
Which one is the “cardiac arrest meme”?
Probably “call an ambulance… But not for me”
As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.
It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?
It’s what the kids are using in place of “God damn” when referring to something impressive.
I thought it was a Pokemon…
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn’t want anything outta him at all
- Cold in here
Those poor kids
I was doubting if I’m too old to get the reference, or if it’s a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- “Chat, is this real?” Or “Can you believe this, chat?”
Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn’t experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now
same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts
