Ladies and gentlemen, we were on a break.
Pivot!
Mr President, that’s a moo point.
Why was Hillary Clinton looking at porn in a tense White House meeting?
it’s a printout of an extremely graphic Ross and Rachel fanfic.
The One Where Ross and Rachel Do Anal
we all know Hilary Clinton likes watching Friends fanfics tagged with anal fisting
That’s why there was a scandal over her emails, i guess.
that woman who is sitting down with her hands to her mouth must be so touched that Ross and Rachel are finally together
I thought she’s gasping because Ross, the biggest friend, finally eat the others.
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay
👏👏👏👏
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
I want to make a smart comment like everyone else but I can’t think of one. This is very funny though.
