This fucking killed me. Holy shit. 😂 Thank you for that.
These always remind me of like 30ish years ago id take my sisters barbie coloring books and do 10yr old gross and mature young boy “humors” bubbles who woulda thunk this would eventually become a staple of memes over the years. I got in shit something about Skipper making pancakes and Kens bubble saying something like “those flapjacks are always as flat as yours!” Yeah I got pretty cuffed by my grandmother. Well deserved.
All the news keeps talking about her vaping as though that’s the main problem here. Maybe don’t engage in sexual activities in public. Like, actual sexual activities such as fondling genitals. Not conservatives’ idea of sexual activities, which involves wearing skirts and makeup.
Wait what happened? I saw the vaping but what else did she do
She was caught on camera fondling a guy in the theater. It probably would have gone unnoticed if she hadn’t called attention to herself by disrupting the show, vaping, and then denying that she was vaping.
The main problem is that people in Colorado voted for her. Vaping is harmful and it’s a problem for her apparently and could potentially influence others. The pda stuff is icky but more of a social norms issue - so yeah, it’s next on the list. I’m still just utterly repulsed by the main problem though.
You don’t thing wanking people off in front of kids is a wee bit more than “problematic”?
I listed the problems in order. Why are you using quotations around words I didn’t even use?
Ok then, you don’t think wanking someone off in from of kids isn’t a bit more than “icky”?
TIL that an over the pants handjob is PDA.
I mean, it’s not not PDA lol
You should take a look at her district. She represents an area barely anybody lives in. The people of colorado by and large hate her.
Wow, that’s a dismissive statement. So because this district isn’t Denver they don’t count as the people of Colorado? We have a diverse mix of people here–yes some of the stereotypical rednecks, ranchers, and resource extraction jobs, but also artsy types, old hippies, organic farmers, civil service for the public lands, and many members of the local tribes. People have moved here from all over the country (and in some cases the world) with many different experiences and perspectives on life. Lumping them all together as voices that don’t matter doesn’t help anyone.
Lol, right. The main problem is the people who voted for her. Definitely worse than giving a handy in a theater full of children. /s
Like there weren’t warning signs before? She was even re-elected. Colorado is getting what they asked for with this idiot, and yeah, I kind of feel like they deserve it. The most foolish are the ones that didn’t even vote. I hate bad politicians, but if she betrayed your expectations you’re just not even remotely paying attention. Voters need to bear some of the responsibility for their own mistakes.
Most people have been a little frisky with their date in a movie theater. It’s what teenagers do when there’s no where else to go.
But shes a grown ass woman, cant take it to the hotel
True, but I mean…I’m not going to throw stones when I’ve done similar.
You pulled down a grown woman’s dress in a theater, while vaping after being asked not to, let her give you an over the pants handie, while she sings loudly and waves her arms around, in front of kids?
All of this as a silly teenager? Stones ready, big boy.
Yes exactly. That’s exactly what I said I did. Word for word.
Can I get a video? Just for research… gross research. We’ve all probably acted a fool when younger but as an adult in a mixed environment you shouldn’t need to told to keep tits covered and not to touch genitals. That’s how you end up on a list.
Definitely good behavior for a congresswoman who makes “ALL T PEOPLE ARE PEDOPHILES AND GROOMERS” her rallying cry.
BBBBBBUT FOX NEWS SAID THE TRANS DRAG QUEEN COMMUNISTS WERE GOING TO EAT MY KID’S BALLS OFF?!?
this does not fit with my world view so I must ignore it
/s
Am I the only one out of the loop? I don’t recognise anybody in this picture, and I don’t know what happened. All I can see is some guy waving a hand in front of someone with a very nice cleavage.
If you’re not a yank then you probably won’t know but basically one of their republican morons who shouts about trans people being a sexual danger to children and calling them rapists etc was caught having her very nice cleavage fondled in a theatre full of children.
And giving the guy a little hand action
Oh, and she’s a grandma. That’s not super important information, but you should know
Wow. If these replies are correct, I’m speechless
They are sadly.
The man she gave a jobby to also happens to own a pro LGBT club too despite her cries in public about it…
She’s not divorced yet, so an adulterer as well.
Bet she had sex before marriage with this guy as well
Really? Did she have a kid when she was very young? She doesn’t look that old…
Edit: Okay, yeah she had her first child when she was 18. She’s 36 now and has 4 children.
Imagine going to school the next week and all the other kids have heard about what your grandma did this time.
Somebody should really think about what this is doing to the children!
So I trust that she’s been arrested, fired from her position in government and barred from returning, jailed, and put on the sex offender list for life right?
…right?
While tugging on the guy who was fondling her.
Everything these conservatives accuse others of is just projection
Also gave her bf a handjob through the pants and being disruptive.
Which like it’s a dark movie theater. Other than the talking during the movie, if it were any regular person I wouldn’t say shit.
It’s like when will good smart people learn there is no good/right side only common people with supportive good communities where we uplift positive attitudes and as long as no one is causing damage as in actual harm; mentally or physically to others then live and let live. Currently we are all part of an existential blob of shit. There shouldnt be sides.
When will good people learn there is no good side?
The guy she’s with is a democrat who owns a bar. The bar is lgbtq+ friendly and has hosted a drag show.
If you do not know who she is – do yourself a favor and do not research it. Unless you are a voter in her district or you are a US citizen, then by all means, do it and make her go away.
Sorry, I wish I could help you with a vote. Don’t worry the comments here told me everything I needed to know…
Boebert and her guy got kicked out of a theater for heavy petting.
Wait until the GOP says children need to watch heterosexual cis porn at kindergarten to « un-groom » them from wokeness.
Those bastards have no sense of shame
You joke, but the gay/trans conversion “therapy” industry, which people like these no doubt support, is rife with cases of sexual abuse against children and teens. The stories from victims are honestly nauseating.
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See also Joe Vs. Elan School
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At this point I wouldn’t be too suprised if they started doing this.
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What does Her Royal Majesty Cardi B have to do with Republicans being weird as fuck about kids?
why would you even think this? projecting? would you like to?
Troll-B-Gon™
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Sometime in the past I must have accidentally switched into the stupid dimension, how else can this amount of idiots in politics be explained
I think the simulation ended on December 21, 2012.
We’re in the “one more turn” phase and they’re just screwing with the sim.
That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.
Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.
The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.
We did. The mass Hardon Collider was built for a reason, technically in this case 2.
Yep, threw us into the ‘most unlikely’ universe because everything was supposed to be destroyed except for the active observer, e.g., you, because paradox.
Or at least that is the version I like to believe.
Or, this is our best universe and the rest just get even shittier. That’s my rainbow and unicorn fantasy / no kink shaming pls.
Or, what if hell is simply consciousness during all the shitty outcomes: the teacher runs out candy when it’s your turn, the bus drives off just when you show up, etc.
It would mean as we approach the hellspawn timeline, each one of us made it into the angel timeline too.
Odds are very high we only have one universe because multiple dimensions can be reduced via transformation, but it is progressively more difficult to transform from a lower dimension to a higher dimension: that straight 2d line is probably a straight 2d line in 3d and 4d space.
Also le boobies in class were always fun I am not sure what the hubbub is all about.
They’re in politics as a sock puppet to serve other wealthy people’s interests not because they have great ideas for improving the lives and wellbeing of people.
If you killed political donations, cushy job prospects post politics and the crazy idea that corporations are somehow people deserving of representation it might go a long way to purging these cookers from the system.
How do we keep voting these people in?
I don’t know if you want an actual answer but this particular idiot’s opponent was a millionaire whose entire campaign strategy was spamming people with mail pointing out he is not Boebert…so vote for him on that merit? He couldn’t even make any statements on how he would help voters of this district or take a stand on any issues. He’s running again so we’ll see if he has learned anything.
This area (like so many around the country) is struggling. Outside of the die-hard Republicans who are a lost cause, people don’t appreciate a rich outsider talking down to them. The frustrating part is during the Democratic primary there was another candidate who had a great, progressive platform that included healthcare, taxing the rich, environment, etc. He came in last 😭 So Democrats chose the status quo, and their candidate struggled to get people excited to vote FOR him rather than AGAINST Boebert.
I think this is a problem that plagues the Democrats on a national level and isn’t a direct reflection of “stupid” rural voters.
I know they won’t read this comment, but I’d really love to hear from the people who down vote! What do you disagree with? I’ve lived all over the U.S. and even overseas, but I haven’t been everywhere in the world so the great thing about a board like this is people with different experiences can share them. I can speak to my own observations but if I’m missing something please tell me!
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Money
My theory is that the internet makes people dumber.
Party of family values yall
No drag queens, just a pathetic
drama queenattention whore.The groper dude owns a bar that puts on drag shows. Also, he’s apparently a ^Democrat
This redefines “reaching across the aisle” :)
Yeah, I guess they both swiped right just looking at the pix without reading the profile.
Source?
A bad faith sealion appears! They’re defeated with 15 seconds of goggling.
Reee ree ree reee!!
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I saw this show on Broadway and would not classify it as family friendly or aimed at kids. 90s cartoons were more subtle in their cussing and sexual comments. Fantastic show I would recommend again and again.
That does not justify what they did though. She may rock the dress, but take your horny selves home. Classic GOP hypocrisy.
Ok, teens then? It’s Beetlejuice, not Chip ‘n’ Dales.
Chip ‘n’ Dale are a pair of animated chipmunk rescue rangers that are absolutely for kids.
Chippendales are exotic male dancers that are not.TIL, lol. Honestly, now I’m just thinking about chipmunk strippers.
Stripmunks
Stripmonks
ootl
Boebert got kicked out of Beetlejuice because she and her date were
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Omg! I assumed this was years ago and was about the beetle juice movie from the 80s. I had no idea that it was so recent.
How does an elected official think they can do that and not get caught?
How does an elected official think they can do that and not get caught?
She’s a Republican. They think they can get away with anything.
They in fact do get away with everything.
The weirdest thing was he was groping her like a man out of prison or an incel that’s finally got to touch a boob. What nasty nasty people.
I think my man was finding out live on tape that those things were fake.
Also vaping while sitting inside in front of a pregnant woman. Also taking flash photo selfies during the show.
And that pregnant woman seemed so done with life, my condolences to her.
I’d be pretty pissed too if I had to sit behind Boebert
Look at that smirk. Goddam sociopath. Public servant, folks!
Even in that one pixel pic of just blurry faces, you can exactly recognize the kind of smirk she’s wearing on her shameless face.
She is absolutely a sociopath. All Republicans are. You have to not have a conscience to think that way.
I don’t know, there’s a lot of drag happening in that picture. Breasts don’t just lift themselves like that, and those heels look painful to walk in.
No royalty, just drag.
We’re all born naked. The rest is drag.
This incident caused a sarcastic struggle session on over the pants rubbing and wether that is still a hand job.
s😳xual
Soxual
Drag of the vape queen amirite?!
Vape drag queen*