I unironically use powerpoint as an image editor, in thevsame way one might use photoshop, because I dont know how to use photoshop

Especially to church.

A: A meteor shower!

May the odds be ever in their favor

this will get controversial

In a linux community? Im shocked, shocked!

The best one, of course

I invest all my money into laptops. When China invades taiwan and TSMC factories self destructs, I will resell them for a modest profit in the demand-heavy market. Literally can’t go tits up.

For when you get your spaceship wet

Google “I have way too many laptops and they all work great.”

Google aggressively reduces prices on laptops to tempt you to buy more of them anyway.

You buy 3 more to go with your ever increasing pile

Robocop

I vote for the bin chicken

To this end, korean bbq is a fucking scam. You have to cook the food yourself. It’s so stressful.

People who order and eat chili mussels (with shells) at restaurants are insane and are getting ripped off. it is the least practical dish, and by weight, half of it is inedible. I think it’s also a massive pain in the ass for kitchen staff to prepare.

It’s really hard to accept this these days. Before new media, people often had no idea what was going on outside their town or villiage. Must have been bliss (Except for the entrenched poverty, filth, disease and oppression of course lmao). Now it’s hard to avoid learning about who got killed in what gruesome way today.

Excellent source of dietary Chitin

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Sass

Pasta is egg and flour. Cake is egg and flour. Society has decided that egg and flour has to be maked in a particular shape and cooked in a particular way to have strawberries with it.

Stargate SG-1 TV series

Im currently listening to an audiobook by Arthur C Clarke called ‘The Greeks’ which is about ancient greek history.

Ive also listened to Stephen Fry’s ‘Mythos’ which is about ancient Greek mythology.

I would strongly recommend them both.