GOB’s not onboard.

That behavior is downright abysmal.

I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news…

Oh my God, why did I come to this party, I don’t know anyone here except Matt from work and I don’t even know him that well, I just didn’t have plans for tonight so I came, oh my God, this is so awkward, I was hoping there’d be another dinosaur here to talk to, I’m the only dinosaur and nobody’s acknowledged that but I can TELL they’re all thinking about it, why did I do this, I knew this was a possibility, dude, what is wrong with me…

Semi-related, but you’ve got the best username ever.

“Happy Birthday, Spray! I’m disappointed in you!”

The one “sad” towards the end really sells it.

Shirts that go…odd?

I see Calvin’s been by.

Ah yes. I too remember with…let’s say “wincing nostalgia”…my Jaeger years. Brutal.

Uh-oh…

Honestly, I’m pretty sure that younger me would just see that there’s a girl living in my house and be too ecstatic to notice anything else.

Neigh? Nay.

"WHY COULDN’T SHE BE THE OTHER KIND OF BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT?!?

WITH THE MACHINE PART ON TOP AND THE LADY PART ON THE BOTTOM?!?"

Shortwave eroticism.

And that’s not even taking into account the miseries of:

1: Fighting with insurance to let you have what you desperately need at a price that wouldn’t bankrupt you.

2: Fighting with your pharmacy over prescription issues.

3: Dealing with sudden nationwide shortages.

Fuck…

I don’t care how old this image is or how many times I’ve seen it…

Every single time, I end up feeling better. Instant mood boost. I hope it never stops getting posted.

I’m so goddamned sick of masking.