Actually a useful site and from my friend’s company! stremecoder.com

It’s a graphical node-based platform to write and learn python

I’ll surgically extract you

Nice

I spread them on toast and then eat them with a nice cup of tea

Would if I could, dough.

Everyone knows that any establishment I enter automatically makes greater than half their income from alcohol.

And if they don’t already, they’re about to

Can we start a Kickstarter to fund the billionaire paste machine?

Awarely hedonistic

Astronomers: Nuh-uh

Phys.org: Oh shit!

Me: I bet I can be dumb on the internet

In Texas, guns aren’t allowed inside establishments that make more than 50% of their income selling alcohol. This is why, whenever I go to the bar, I leave my gun outside, but tie it up to a nearby pole or bike rack so that people know it’s not a stray.

@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world, how do you handle wanting your gun by your side in public but having the sudden urge to sprint, screaming, into a post office or school?

Just because the answer was always “no,” doesn’t mean that we can assume an answer. This is both a logical fallacy and poor scientific method. We should resume our testing as soon as possible.

Wow, this reads with so much hatred that it took me a few times to recognize the sarcasm. It’s not even nuanced, it’s just so angry-sounding and seemingly hate-filled that my emotions were louder than the actual words.

“Was.” His attempt to crowdfund treatment was an eye-opening indictment of American healthcare and the celebrity mythos

Maybe I’m being inflammatory, but I think this move might have saved his son’s life. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next administration was planning to make an example of Hunter to show off their newly radicalized DOJ

I know about him! He’s the hot dude who married Kate after making all the Otis elevators stop. And then he jumped through timelines with burn-victim Van Wilder.

I’m in the purple ocean! But our laws are very very red

Hey, @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee! Are we talking about that little puts baby, Greg Abbott? I heard that he’s a little piss baby!

Tubes? You’re older than you said you were!

You should write a book, Fry. People need to know about the can eat more

Edit: holy shit, I just realized I got this wrong. I always laugh my fucking ass off at the “howler mummies”

Sounds like it’ll be rough on the road, but I’m willing to try it! /s

I miss the trains of NJ and NYC so badly, this part of Texas fucking sucks with public transportation. Losing access to a car here has you flirting dangerously close to homelessness. Which is also why I’ll usually give a ride to anyone who asks around here.