Not bad for a passive income.

They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.

Homeless people starve to death everyday.

That’s why I don’t wear ponchos; don’t want people thinking I’m gay.

I’ll stick with my tie-dye umbrella thank you very much!

Every damned time.

Maybe a pixel or two.

Correction: that’s the edge of the Sahara for now.

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

I really wish SW ran on Linux. That would get me to switch over entirely.

That alternating current seems awfully dangerous to me.

I didn’t get that reference at first. Terrible or terrifying…¯_(ツ)_/¯

Here’s a link to the World Real-time Air Quality Index for anyone curious.

Currently a 554 (hazardous) at the US Embassy in New Delhi and a whopping 999 at the Birla Institute of Technology in Patna.

Literally dozens of them.

…and that’s enough social interaction for today.

The House has already rejected the bill.

Or the less destructive, “Press Alt+F4 to triforce.”

Let me tell you a story about a boy named Sue.

Back in my day we drove back and forth to work uphill, both ways, and we only lost weight because we could never afford enough Starbucks and avocado toast!