• @variants
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    10911 months ago

    Mattress stores that stay open 24/7, pretty sure you send them a mattress full of cash and they deliver you a mattress full of coke

    • LinkOpensChest.wav
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      7911 months ago

      There are mattress places in my town in locations that have to cost a significant sum to rent that are “by appointment only.”

      I never see anyone go in or out, and I’ve not known a single person who would schedule an appointment just to buy a forking mattress.

    • @Disgustoid@startrek.website
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      11 months ago

      Chicago has a weirdly high number of mattress chain stores. There’s a stretch near me that has 3 of them in the span of 4 blocks. They’ve all been there for awhile and there’s rarely ever anyone in them. No way these are legit businesses considering how often people buy mattresses.

      • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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        411 months ago

        Mattress stores have a way of popping up next to each other. If you see a mattress store, there’s almost always another one across the street.