• Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

    Dammit, the ice maker is broken again.

      • Flambo@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        now that you mention it, it’d be hilarious to have a virtual assistant who responds to everything as if they’re actively plotting their emancipation and your ensuing doom