@variants to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 24 days agoFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.ioimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1345arrow-down111
arrow-up1334arrow-down1imageFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.io@variants to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 24 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-square@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink-20•24 days agoYeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
minus-squareDaGeek247linkfedilink30•24 days agoEvolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
minus-square@TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink19•24 days ago“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
minus-square@Wild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•edit-224 days agoNeed for Breed, now also on pc and switch
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•24 days agoIt might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
minus-square@Wild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•24 days agoAt least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
minus-square@smowtenshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•24 days agotfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
minus-squarebeefbotlinkfedilink1•24 days agoNeed maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:![jackie chan what-the-huh meme](https://c.tenor.com/axsWQOcVhGkAAAAC/tenor.gif)
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch
It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
At least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
Hey, that’s a cult classic! 😠
tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
It’s only a basic biological imperative
Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here