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minus-squareDadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·2 years agoOkay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
minus-squaresolrize@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 years agoThere was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
minus-squaremizu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoWhat did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
minus-squareDadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 years agoIt from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
minus-squareCargon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 years agoJesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
minus-squarepossum@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoHow small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
minus-squarecan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
minus-squareSinnz@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoAt times I only shit like once a week 💀
minus-squareThepinyaroma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoAre you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoDude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
minus-squareBen@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoDeath how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years ago1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
minus-squareRhyz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoDamn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
minus-squareklemptor@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoSeriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
Are you fully pooped out yet?
It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
you need more fibre
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?