Wouldn’t that cause the bullets to not fly straight?
Oh!
Exactly! Bringing a whole new meaning to ‘Gays gotta Slay’.
Also, you’re a fucking mod here?! Congrats. Please do lemme know if I screw up. Not my intentions.
Omg, I am. Someone’s having a laugh. Lol
Although I guess I’m on Lemmy enough and don’t mind helping if I see something that needs moderating.
Wait you didn’t even know? Okay that’s good.
Does that make you an admiral here?
Lmao the fact that it was apparently a surprise to you makes this interaction priceless.
In my experience, that’s my mother’s job. She lets me know frequently…
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They’re gonna keyhole so hard, ugh. Yeah right onto the splatter target.
Yeah I don’t trust those, I’ve used them before and sometimes you barely touch them and they just go off.
It was ONE TIME!
They have medication for that now
At least they’re hard as metal
Bunch of little pricks.
Okay, that’s good.
My MC name is Lil Box o’ Dicks.
Don’t worry, it’s 9mm so it will just go in and out.
Giggity
i like how this isnt nsfw but random memes saying “fuck” in the caption are
It’s only gay because they don’t fly straight.
Those’ll really fuck anything they go into
For those of you who don’t know… the caliber is usually known as 9mm Parabellum… so there is a joke in there too.
For those who don’t know, extended edition:
Parabellum is from the phrase ‘Si vis pacem, para bellum’ ( if you want peace, prepare for war), which is adapted from a statement found in Roman author Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus’s tract Dē Rē Mīlitārī.
The sentence was the motto of the Deutsche Waffen und Munitionsfabriken, the German weapons and munitions factory, which developed the 7.65 mm and 9mm parabellum rounds.
rifle cocked and ready to rock…
Something something penetrator tip
Can come down my barrel any day
Great now it’s stuck in there
Man ever since Jerry visited the shooting range he’s been a real dick in the head
Gonna give you 😎 just the tip.
Deep penetration. Hell of a cum shot.
