i_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoDo scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down13
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareDo scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?NSFWi_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoDay to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely. It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though… “… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”
minus-squarejonesy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up56·1 year agoI think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
minus-squaregordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 year agoFirst left, then right. 2FA just took an unexpected turn.
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 year ago“press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoNo chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…
minus-squarejonesy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoIntegrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.
Day to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely.
It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though…
“… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”
I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
First left, then right.
2FA just took an unexpected turn.
“press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”
2 Family jewels Authentication
I hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but
it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…
Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.