• jj4211@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Libra: A big promotion is just around The corner for someone much more talented than you

    -Weird Al

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      Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me reassure that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence and you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true where was I?