• TWeaK@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Why the fuck didn’t Twizzlers capitalise on the non-plastic straw market?!

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        1 year ago

        I dunno man, the whole point of using a Twizzler as a straw is that you eat it after…

        Imagine if, instead of showing bling replacement teeth, rappers posed for photos with Twizzlers in their mouths. Craig Charles surely would have looked different.

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          1 year ago

          Well, you do make a good point. Plus, there’s that much less evidence left behind. Snort on homie, you’re clearly more experienced than me… 👍

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            1 year ago

            I just fucking love liquorice. Whether or not it tastes like bank notes makes no difference.

            It’s when you take the morning rush to the office and smell a pang of bank notes that I start asking questions. That’s not cologne, yet some people wear it as such.

            Craig Charles does crack though, fair warning if you ever end up in a green room with him.

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        1 year ago

        Absolutely.

        Although I imagine some sort of German engineered version, where the hole isn’t all that big but somehow maintains structural integrity yet significant flow rate.

        The life we could’ve had if McDonalds didn’t dictate things.

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      Why can’t they make the straw out of the same thing that the inside of the cup is made out of? My cup isn’t disintegrating in seven minutes due to exposure to liquid.