mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square235fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down123
arrow-up1166arrow-down1message-squareYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square235fedilink
minus-squarePlutoniumAcid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·1 year agoI’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
minus-squaremed@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoSame. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
minus-squarewilberfan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year ago(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoSame, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)
I’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
Now there are three of us
Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)