Ah yes, the Christian endgame, accelerate the apocalypse.

i wish the rapture were real and could fucking happen already so all these annoying fuckwads will get whisked off and we never hear from them ever again

Surely, if he is returning soon, then it doesn’t matter if the fruit doesn’t last as long.

That’s exactly why we are having Metamucilmosas tonight. We live on a fixed income and could not afford real orange juice this month because of having to run the heat and Christmas. Come New Year all we have on hand is Metamucil and sparkling grape juice so made the best of it. Figured if anything else it will help us clear out our bowels.

Day 718446 of rapture no show but, any day now!

The exact time that the lord returns has a profound effect on what goes in this week’s grocery list 🙏 amen.