I’m running a homebrew 5e campaign and one of my players had said something that had us all cracking up, in the middle of a pretty serious and semi-dark session they dropped the line, “There’s more than one way to pickle a baby.”
I’m wondering what other funny or cool quotes you’ve heard either from yourself or your players around the tabletop!
Artificer: “This is Bixby, and he’s my coping mechanism.”
Bixby, the construct who sounds like Danny Devito: “That’s right, I’m a mechanism and I’m trying to cope.”