I just think the novelty of these type of displays was up in the 90s, It’s time for an upgrayedd. I propose leprechauns flying up and down the river wearing water jet packs, shooting people with their Chicago-style hot dog cannons would be more with the times. What’s your idea?
Here in the states St. Patrick’s day is more about Mad Sweeney from American Gods or The Lucky Charms mascot than it is about the guy who invented the Shamrock as a Catholic mnemonic. Go to your local department store like Target or Walmart and look for St. Patrick’s Day seasonals and you’ll find four-leaf clovers where shamrocks should be.
We can’t tell the difference and don’t really care. We’ll just take our kids to McDonalds to get a minty milkshake.
A vile, “minty” milkshake.
A vile, “minty” milkshake.
Not as vile as its mascot, Uncle O’Grimacey