I was rehearsing a play and one of the lines was “Look, there goes the most beautiful arse in the world”, and the teacher walked in just then.
I was rehearsing a play and one of the lines was “Look, there goes the most beautiful arse in the world”, and the teacher walked in just then.
Back when I was a teenager, my parents owned a pub. It had a few TVs mounted on the walls for things like live football, and one was mounted on a pillar.
One evening, some celebrity was on the TV wearing a really bad wig. My mother pointed and laughed, then said ‘Look at the state on that wig, it’s bloody awful’.
As she said it, one of the customers stepped around from behind the pillar, wearing his rather obvious wig…