Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoNot only are they watching you, they're judging you.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1723arrow-down1imageNot only are they watching you, they're judging you.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOmegaMouse@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up75·7 months agoI don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·7 months agoYou would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 months agoHey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-27 months agoThe Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.
minus-squareneoman4426@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoClams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it
minus-squarevariantslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoOh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoIdk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?
I don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
Sounds like squid propaganda!
Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.
Nah, they’re on instaclam.
Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it
Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?