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Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!
Literally no supply chain.
As in, we don’t have a product yet, but we’re working on it!
Hey I know, what if we let Sales set the direction of the company?? They get us money, right? It’s jenius!
That’ll show those surly waaah-i-wanna-work-from-home engineer people!
More colored charts! Add AI to the printer toner! I read a business book once!