BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoHappy Father's Day.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1628arrow-down128
arrow-up1600arrow-down1imageHappy Father's Day.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareFancyPantsFIRE@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up64·5 months agoJokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope. From your most photogenic swimmer.
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 months ago“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months agoEven in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoYeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoJust saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…
Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…