variants to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.ioimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down111
arrow-up1336arrow-down1imageFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.iovariants to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down27·6 months agoYeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
minus-squareDaGeek247@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·6 months agoEvolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·6 months ago“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-26 months agoNeed for Breed, now also on pc and switch
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoIt might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoAt least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
minus-squaresmowtenshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agotfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
minus-squareTexMexBazooka@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·6 months agoIt’s only a basic biological imperative
minus-squarebeefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoNeed maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch
It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
At least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
Hey, that’s a cult classic! 😠
tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
It’s only a basic biological imperative
Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here