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To Degoba, I must fuck off.
To the ketamine cave, I go.
He was fine until Luke got there and started asking too many questions. Like any parent.
Then he fucking died
He farted and fucking died?
He bore down too much and farted something out that’s supposed to stay in. Fucking ketamine.
A 2001 Honda Civic, I must steal.
Disappointed in me, Allah is.
Yoda: Won, you did? Dead, Anakin is? Thought not, you hypocrite. Don’t talk to me again unless you’re dead.
Force Ghost Organa after Alderaan blows up: “I’m haunting you until you die you little green asshole lol.”
He doesn’t get to be a force ghost because he isn’t a Jedi.
He becomes one anyways out of spite
#NonJediAfterlivesMatter
He’s Jimmy Smits, he gets to do whatever he wants.
I know this is a meme, but I always considered Yoda as winning the fight, but without enough left to fight off any reinforcements, being thus unable to finish the job. Winning the battle but losing the war, etc.
killing palpatine there would’ve been winning the war, even if yoda perished as a consequence
i feel like yoda would’ve been “enlightened” enough to sacrifice himself for the sake of the galaxy if that was an option on the cards for him
Who would guard the ketamine cave then
Wtf guys. Yoda literally found the way to cheat death and preserve knowledge. That is the entire plot twist I believed up until now?!
Qui-Gon did that, and taught it to Obi-Wan with ghost powers.
I think? Or did Qui-Gon teach it to Yoda with Ghost Powers, and then Yoda just taught it normally…
Yoda learns from Qui-Gon in the Clone Wars but how the others learn isn’t clear as far as I know
He tells Obi-Wan at the end of RotS and gives him homework.
Honestly, even before the prequels I thought Alec Guinness looking up into the air every now and then in ANH was him listening to some spirit or the Force or so.
I think it is actually canon now that he sometimes talked with Qui Gon. Before he leaves Tatooine to go save Leia, Qui Gon says something like “see you soon”, and Obi Wan goes “huh that was weird for him say”
I believed that both have been teached by yoda.
Plus, a Sith - someday kills his master. With yoda already knowing whos about to emerge… Ouh man, the predisney saga was awesomeee
He got thrown to the floor then crawled away. I don’t consider that winning.
Winning the battle but losing the war, etc.
That was a theme of the prequel series, so it certainly fits. But I feel like its too cheeky by half. Like Lucas felt as though he had something to prove by making all the original named Jedi nigh unstoppable juggernauts, right up until the end. Palpatine’s a badass dude. It’s okay for him to be a bit scarier than Dooku.
Probably the most missed opportunity in that final movie was Anakin just stabbing Mace Windu in the back, rather than going full Darth Vader Ultra-Instinct mode and overpowering him with his Sith hate. That last fight with Obi-Wan really missed a beat, too. Imagine Anakin using his unleashed Force powers to summon a massive lava wave direct at Obi, only for him to dodge and Anakin to be peppered with globs of lava splatter in the backwash. Also would have been a great opportunity to end Padme, with Obi-Wan caught between rescuing the lava-splattered love-struck innocent Senator or his wicked apprentice, only to lose them both.
So many quality dramatic scenes squandered. sigh
Like Grover, do I sound!
Ketamine high fading, mine is. Retreat to dealer, I must.
-Yoda
