• OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works
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    I should’ve been dead by the age of 24 due to an aneurysm, yet I’m still here in my early 40’s. So I lived my life taking risks and expecting the early death, only to still be here long past my expiration.

    Every ounce of my luck must be spent keeping me alive, because my life is abnormally unlucky in every other aspect.

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      1 year ago

      Are you sometimes stuck in awkward smalltalk and hope your aneurysm would just pop in that exact moment?

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          1 year ago

          I would do the same I guess. I bet having this thing in your head forces you to have a top tier dark sense of humor.

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            1 year ago

            It seriously does, if I didn’t joke about almost everything I think I would’ve gone mad.

            Not to mention the number of people that assume that since I can act normalish, no long term damage was really done.

            It’s infuriating, I had to retrain myself to understand basic emotions and sarcasm, yet some still regularly use (heavy) passive aggressive comments. Or, that any of my issues due to it will magically disappear as it makes them uncomfortable.

      • WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.comOP
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        1 year ago

        No you could just say “hey btw I had an aneurysm last time when someone tried smalltalk, maybe stop talking unless you want me to sue you for causing an aneurysm like I sue the person who caused my aneurysm the last time” immediately proceeds to have an aneurysm