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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands

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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands — The Shovel

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Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his majority opinion that Trump’s hands were among the biggest he had ever seen. “It is the court’s opinion that President Donald J Trump’s hands are tremendously large"

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Just as long as it’s an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn’t want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!
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  The Trumpficial Amendment.

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