Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

  • Carighan Maconar@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I mean I would go along with it, maliciouscompliance style.

    “So you want to review the evidence?”
    “Yes”
    “In a secure facility?”
    “Yes”
    “On your own?”
    “Well, maybe with my lawyer…”
    “Alright, defendent will be locked up together with their lawyer according to their own wishes.”