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minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoEat until I die please, as long as I get to pick the food.
minus-squareLacanoodle@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoWhat you eating? Can’t be a carby thing. Pizza sounds terrible to die eating.
minus-squareBanjoShepard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoIf I have to eat to the death, I’m going-pan fried steak for dinner, tiramisu for dessert, and a very quick acting poisonous plant for second dessert.
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI’m gonna go full-carb and pick (assuming I can’t just change what I’m eating) penne alla vodka, 99% because it’s good, but also 1% because penne has holes, so even if I get force fed the food I don’t die by suffocating (probably).
minus-squareLacanoodle@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoSuffocation would probably be the better way to go man 😭
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI would personally rather have my stomach blow out catastrophically than suffocate. Maybe.
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI don’t understand me either
Eat until I die please, as long as I get to pick the food.
What you eating? Can’t be a carby thing. Pizza sounds terrible to die eating.
If I have to eat to the death, I’m going-pan fried steak for dinner, tiramisu for dessert, and a very quick acting poisonous plant for second dessert.
I’m gonna go full-carb and pick (assuming I can’t just change what I’m eating) penne alla vodka, 99% because it’s good, but also 1% because penne has holes, so even if I get force fed the food I don’t die by suffocating (probably).
Suffocation would probably be the better way to go man 😭
I would personally rather have my stomach blow out catastrophically than suffocate. Maybe.
Sir I do not understand you
I don’t understand me either