• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    3 months ago

    The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don’t take your kids to the game.

    Honestly, I find baseball to be boring however when your mascot is Florida Man. I would turn out to watch that.

    “For this game, our mascot is a meth addled man who was recently arrested for fighting an gator in Target.”

    “For the next game, the mascot will be a woman who was found drunk, half-naked shooting ping pongs ball out of their vagina outside of a Chuck-E-Cheese.”