baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-squaremessage-square108fedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1395arrow-down1message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square108fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWrench@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months ago “I’ve already been excommunicated from another kingdom hall in (insert town from 2hr+ away)” Well, there’s the trick. I don’t think I could say those words without breaking. I’d be demanding a shrubbery before I could stop myself.
minus-square3ntranced@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoYes, shrubberies are my trade – I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Well, there’s the trick. I don’t think I could say those words without breaking. I’d be demanding a shrubbery before I could stop myself.
Yes, shrubberies are my trade – I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.