• Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
        17·
        4 months ago

        Incorrect. I didn’t even know what skidmarks were till my bidet insisting roommate described them. I thought she was making a sick joke.

        • null@slrpnk.net
          72·
          4 months ago

          So? Just because you don’t have skid marks doesn’t mean you don’t have a dirty, stinky ass.

          Also has nothing to do with your claim. The idea that washing your ass after a shit is somehow worse than not washing it is literally one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever seen.

          You’re nasty as fuck, dude.

          • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
            23·
            4 months ago

            This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

            Listen, wetass, if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom while simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass in bacterial medium that’s on you. I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

            You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

            • optissima
              4·
              4 months ago

              every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind

              Very easy due to the lack of a clean butt /j

            • null@slrpnk.net
              31·
              4 months ago

              This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

              LMAO! “Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??”

              Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.

              if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom

              Nonsense.

              simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass

              Skill issue.

              I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

              I’m supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that’s just as disgusting as you are?

              You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

              Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish…

            • ᗪᗩᗰᑎ@lemmy.ml
              2·
              4 months ago

              From the POV of someone who’s never used a bidet, you come off like someone who was just looking for conflict.