• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    This makes me remember when this happened to an athlete in the 90s, a runner or swimmer or something like that. I was a kid so I don’t remember exact details but it was absurd. Something like they ate a poppyseed muffin and they tested hot for opiates. I’ve never done morphine or heroin but I don’t think it makes you go faster.

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      2 months ago

      There were all sorts of poppy seed false positives stories in the 90s, think it even made its way into Seinfield. Most common story I’d hear was the pig being put on leave due to a poppyseed muffin.

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      2 months ago

      Use crack before the competition and heroine after it. The heroine hide the crack residue and you can do it with impunity.

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        After taking a giant hit of smoke and holding it in for as long as possible, do something strenuous, while probably feeling nauseous and if it’s good for sure needing to shit. About 15 minutes in you start to come down and want another hit. Also you’re too busy looking at the floor to compete.

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      It maybe could on a lower dosage. It is a painkiller. My pal was a heroine addict for 20 years and was still the best fucking drummer I’ve ever seen, even when he was using. Generally speaking it does slow ya down but for some people it doesn’t.