• bach37strad @lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Also, you get to pick your bridge crew? That’s pretty cool. Mine would be

    Coms - Lt beckett “the fuck did you just say to me?!” Mariner

    Counselor - Cmdr “pass the blunt” Bev Crusher

    Tactical - Cptn “what prime directive?” Janeway

    Medical - the “please turn me off” EMH

    Sciences - Lt of the winter constellations D’vona Tendi

    Helm - Cmdr "I wanna be a real boy!“ Data

    Chief engineer - Cmdr Trip “that vulcan has a phat ass” Tucker

    Ops - Cheif Miles “don’t make me put you in the pattern buffer” O’Brian

    First officer - Cmdr Will “Trombone Longy” Riker

    Designated whipping post - Ensign Harry Kim

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        2 months ago

        Oh for sure, but if I have to have someone who’s entire duty is ships morale, it’s gonna be the bitty who rolls more joints than Willie Nelson.