• Rolando@lemmy.world
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      “We have morning reports of an Outburst on the corner of Canal and Main with several casualties and extensive structural damage. The public is advised that Everett is forecast to be active around his office on the 300 block of Broadway. Illustrators are hard at work and we’ll have a full update in the evening edition.”

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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        “The public is advised to be on their best behavior. Do not, under any circumstances, be inconsiderate or rude to Mr. True or others in his immediate vinicinity.”