Despite only being trained to detect the “big six” (cannabis, cocaine, fentanyl, heroin, methamphetamine, and MDMA) drug dogs are somehow magically able to provide probable cause to search packages that their chud handlers think might have abortion medication. The cops explain this by saying that abortion drugs are commonly packaged around narcotics.
We taught this police dog to understand what he was doing.
He reached for his partners’ service weapon before locking himself in the back of a hot cop car.