North Koreans in Ukraine is a big brain Kim move

Seriously I think we all just got out jerked by Putin and Kim.

Part one: Korea sends troops

Part two: Korean troops surrender

Part three: Ukraine runs out of resources feeding, clothing and housing thousands of Koreans

Part four: Ukraine trades them in a prisoner swap

Part five: they go home to Korea.

You’d think part five is where Kim executes them for failure, but no! This is where the big brain thinking comes in. For the first time Kim will have battalions of properly fed, well nourished troops to invade South Korea.

Part six: unified best Korea!

Pardon the wall of text I’m technologically illiterate and haven’t had time to take computer classes because I’m too busy railing lines in an L3 parking lot asking if their satellite knows when GME will go to the moon.