Marduk73@sh.itjust.works to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoFound this at Meijer (xpost)sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up150arrow-down1imageFound this at Meijer (xpost)sh.itjust.worksMarduk73@sh.itjust.works to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-23 days agoIt just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼♂️🤪🎃🤮👻
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoThis sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 days agoIf you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 days agoIt’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoIt’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoHol’ up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼♂️🤪🎃🤮👻
This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.
If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.
It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…
Hol’ up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
Today I learned.
Happy Halloween, youngin’!