I hate scrum
I hate stand up
I hate sprints
Fuck Toyota
How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)
I want to quit but I can’t get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.
all code is terrible, even yours. One day you’ll have to come back to work on some code you wrote and you’ll be like “jesus fuck who wrote this” and you’ll find out it was you
Past me is a fuck and if I ever find them then they’re fucked.
I’ll let future me do the searching tho.