I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can’t get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

  • kittin [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    9·
    2 days ago

    There’s a 2:3 ratio of time-estimators to doers at my current company and the devs have to spend about 20-25% of their time estimating their time.

    I had enough pull to make a “hit squad” unit that “just executed” and everyone was stunned at how we managed to pull off a from scratch release in “just” 8 months, honestly compared to previous companies that was slow but I also had to train up 5 junior/mids who had never worked with Go or Kubernetes at the same time, saving the company potentially millions in expenses and making a product they are already selling to clients.

    Now they’ve assigned a product owner and have asked us to start doing daily’s so I’m going to quit.

    SCRUM is middle-management capture and all the middle-managers know they are not necessary.

    • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      6·
      2 days ago

      SCRUM is middle-management capture and all the middle-managers know they are not necessary.

      Exactly. Management in the since of coordinating teams/organizations is not a fake job in and of itself, but the amount of bloat/inflation that has occurred to management has made a solid 90% of the “job” a make-work job.