OP can go fuck himself.

If this is OC then OP is amazing. It’s a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️

Feels vaguely threatening lol

almost thought he died broo what

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

No way he’s 62

Did he fart?

Don’t scare me

May your pillow always have two warm sides

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

I hope you touch wet food from the sink