Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.
The onion looks like mainstream news, and mainstream news looks like r/collapse. Shit’s getting weird.
Onion had been on fire recently.
I knew it was satire right away, but I wouldn’t put it past any of these republican idiots.
It is so perplexingly credible
Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.
If there is a god, it must be a trickster to have given me the ability to read and then allow me to read your comment.
Looks like Ron failed the genital test
I hate penis inspection day.
That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school
“THEY’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FIVE HOURS!”
I love The Onion.
This would be a strong entry for a “Onion or not?” drinking game
A trans man would have an unfair biological advantage in politics
Pretending this would phase them as if these freaks wouldn’t love to whip their dicks out for hog fanfare
I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
It’s obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
I heard they don’t even wash theirs.
You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.
Ah, but who checks the genitals of the genital checkers? How do we know that they’re not all just in on it?!
thats what circlejerks are for
@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Am I reading the title right?
Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣
just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about
Just one grope, as a treat.
grope the grapes… that’s what they say in Italy… i made that up…
And when you’re famous, they’ll let you!
I assumed this was a bit, but I really can’t deny how possible it’d be as a performative stunt for the leading GOP nazis to do something like that in the near future as a “see? The fundamentalist police state isn’t that bad!”
I think the only reason it hasn’t happened yet is that the GOP nazi leaders are too fragile to even go through a single performative gesture that might make them uncomfortable, even for a political end. Yet.
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