And while I perfectly expect joke answers, this is also a serious question.
when they can stand it
Funny and factually correct.
About the time they start walking.
Once they’re standing up, they’re tall.
While they’re still laying down, they’re long.??? not a joke answer - what is the difference between length and height?
Orientation.
I guess that answers it then - when humans start walking instead of crawling
Also, I imagine gravity may compress us a bit.
Gravity gets me down
Maybe I’ll start using my space height on my tinder.
And at what age do boys start to measure length again?
Usually around 12-15
they are the same thing, this is just a matter of when they are able to stand up to measure them while standing vs while lying, I think
As a man, I don’t believe I’ve ever stopped measuring by length. But maybe I should switch to weight.
“It weighs 10 whole pounds just by itself.”
I have dick like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.
“That is too big for a tumor. Hou’re going to die.”
around 2 years old I guess, when most people are able to walk frequently
This would make sense
It depends… length of what part?
(No, don’t try to tell me that wasn’t what you wanted to hear! :-))
