The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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Shut up baby I know it
Use it with the wife often, mostly with success
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”
That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
I’ll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy
- I don’t know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
- This is the worst part: the calm before the battle…oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
- Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all…
- Please, gentlemen, we’ve all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
- That wasn’t cowardice!
- No, Scruffy, it’s me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I’ve always loved you!
- Now open your mouth…No not that one. Your other mouth.
I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
“So, what you think you just explained was…”
“That’s right. This box contains our own universe!”
Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
“Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink”
“I’m having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures”
“… An idea?”
